Do you want a totally kick ass picture of a robot? Do you want someone to blame your car accident on? Do you want someone to take that annoying girlfriend off your hands? Then here's your man. Maybe you'd like to cook his dinner. Perhaps you'd like to hear about his exploits, (If you can gather an audience with him, that is). Of course, you must remember that Durandal! is a hungry poster. Not hungry for food, but for awesome. He is cranky when he doesn't get the proper amount of awesome per day, so make sure your every word has a hint of praise in it. Or he will... do... something. To you. And he'll get your friends to do it for him, too. Why? It's because Durandal is the coolest guy you know.